blk0912:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Needed this today

"White people be like"
- White people (via vaspim)

frozenheart-dragonsoul:

animetubahorse:

makochantachibanana:

catc0617:

robotgirllovesyou:

lizzledpink:

lizzledpink:

sugarpucks:

danithedoommagnet:

everyonelovesrobots:

Oh dear god what have I done…

why

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crying

Reblogging it again because I just was scrolling through my dash on my phone and saw it and pressed play and my brother gave me the dirtiest look and I just said “wait for it” and then I laughed and he stared in horror

That was fun

oH MY GOD

i’m gonna throw this on my playlist that i put on in the car and just wait for it to come on shuffle one day and wait for the looks of sheer hatred to come over everyone’s face.

I’M DyING

Somehow I knew exactly what was coming

Play this when I walk down the aisle

freecie:

if you put “man” at the end of any sentence its AUTOMATICALLY platonic

"i love you, man."

"stay with me forever, man."

"fuck me hard in the ass, man."

thepaisleyelf:

have I talked about how my two cats love each other so much and they literally do everything together and they’re always piled all over each other like

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even when they’re not sleeping they’re just hanging out 

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slcye:

what if eyebrows were under ur eyes